I’m not perfect, I never wanted to be anyway!

I do too much shit, I’m actually exhausted. I just don’t know where to find it. A lot of people look at my (our) life and think I really have my shit together. I have an amazing family, two rad little humans (most of the time), a super hot wife, own a pretty successful salon, I… Continue reading I’m not perfect, I never wanted to be anyway!

5 Reasons to buy from your salon

… and not the drugstore. Oh, the age old question. “Why would I spend so much money on a salon product, when I can go to the store and get the same thing?!”…. And the age old answer- “Well, because its better!”…. But it is. Its better, healthier- and more expensive– for a reason. Reason #1:… Continue reading 5 Reasons to buy from your salon

I’m clearly terrible because of my tattoos.

But that’s your problem, not mine, really. As I was walking out of Walgreen’s this morning, a rather malevolent looking woman shot me the strangest, most forced smile I’ve seen in a while. Granted, my hair probably looked I just stuck  fork in a socket and I had some really short shorts on. But it… Continue reading I’m clearly terrible because of my tattoos.

Stop Adulting, You’re an adult.

Seriously. The word ‘adulting’ sucks. Its absolutely asinine. Why, as adults, do we keep using it? Let’s think about this rationally… we are adults, right? By definition, we are bill-paying, child-owning, dinner making, house cleaning, adults. We are old enough to purchase cars, booze, houses, or have ice cream for breakfast- or cereal for dinner-… Continue reading Stop Adulting, You’re an adult.